What The Hell?!

Welcome!

"Our table of 20 took a vote and decided you were a 100 times better than those other two guys. You need to be on TV!" - - Audience member, New Years Eve, 2005

"It was kind of nice having a female comedian that didn't do all her material on PMS. The crowd really enjoyed her, which is very hard in this room." - - Jokers, Cedar Falls, Iowa

"She's a nice-kind-sweet-dear hearted girl.......with a vicious bite"

"The nicest girl to walk the face of the earth, but I wouldn't want her as my mother!"

"Gina's got nice feet........for a fat girl." WHAT THE HELL?

One liners:

"She looks like a soccer mom, but her humor kicks you in the balls." - - - What the hell?

"Gina, you're very interesting. Like a candy wrapper in study hall." - - - What the hell?

"I like Dick and Jane.....well, not Jane so much." - - - What the hell?

Moaners

  • Moaners are jokes that I LOVE. They prove my warped sense of humor. However, it is understood that not everyone shares in my love for the sick and twisted. I?m thinking this is the perfect media to express my love for the worst things in life!
  • If you're easily offended???.hit the back arrow now. Otherwise, all you sick bastards, read on and laugh heartily!
  • I met a woman who was wearing a very revealing, low cut dress. I said "What were you thinking?" She said, "I wanted to show my cleavage." "Honey....that's not cleavage, that's your god damned camel toe!!"
  • I saw they were auctioning off Terri Schiavo's feeding tube on eBay. The highest bidder was the Pope. Guess we can't all win the bid.
  • For Halloween my daughter wanted to be a princess. I thought it was a cute idea but she scared the hell out of me! Oh my god! She looked just like JonBenet Ramsey! I?m totally serious, the hair, the crown, the makeup, the dress, the duct tape??...
  • I recently lost my job. The cool thing is I get to take my kids to and from school and yell things at my 16 year-old as she's getting out of the car! Like, ?LOOK AT YOU! YOU?RE WALKING SO MUCH BETTER!! THAT CREAM MUST BE WORKING!!?
  • I bought my cat one of those laser pointers for Christmas. It's great because everything I point it at the cat attacks as if to maim, destroy, mutilate beyond recognition????..I?m thinking they should outlaw these things during Siegfried and Roy shows.
  • A guy on the internet asked me if I like to kiss. I said Of course, I kiss my dog all the time. He told me it was gross. It's not gross, it's not like he can kiss me back. He?s been dead since October.?
  • When I was a teenager I started putting on a little weight. My mom panicked. She ran out and bought me a pregnancy test and a coat hanger.
  • I think I've become my mother. I realized it when I woke up fucking my dad!
  • They're auctioning a grilled cheese on eBay with the image of the Virgin Mary. I went out looking for it, but all I could find was a picture of a grilled cheese with a cherry on top.
  • I wanted to be a whore and would have been if I didn't think it would affect my kids. You know, like when it comes to "Take your daughter to work day."